Tees me, tees me, tees me, baby

Another weakness of mine is that I buy too many tshirts. Ask my lovely girlfriend, she'll tell you. The shelves by my bed are racked with them, folded neatly and arranged by colour. By now you're probably getting an idea of what I'm like and I'm almost certain that I wouldn't want to know me either.

Suffice to say, I own too many tshirts. But when I see that something like this:



...is readily available on the internet, I actually get goosebumps thinking about the postman knocking on the door. However the self same bumps soon leave my spindly white arms once I remember that postage will take 4-6 weeks, and on the fateful day it does actually arrive I'll be at work, and Ill just get that "Sorry! You weren't in" card, and I'll have to go down the ruddy sorting office again, and I'll have been charged extra because they didn't put enough postage on, and OH FORGET IT.