Swing when you're winning

It's very important to keep your wits about you when you're wandering about. There's sneaky little bits of punning everywhere. Sometimes they might only be at knee height, as Lucy found out while parading the streets of Bournemouth.



Call me a big old worryguts, but when I'm getting a haircut, the last place I'd go is a barber's names after a David Lynch movie. I'd just be worried the whole time. But then I've only ever had my hair cut by my Mum.

Yes, still to this day..
SHE'S A HAIRDRESSER, ALRIGHT?



This one's a bit less 'clever' I suppose, but another swing sign! Bournmouth loves a bit of it, apparently. I suppose all the old dears are stooped over so it's the perfect advertising technique down there. More succesful than plastering ads around that balloon, I'll wager?