TFI Punday!

Dearest readers,

It has come to my attention in recent years that people don't like Mondays. Yes, a shocking revelation if ever there was one, but it's the truth.

I constantly see people wishing away their lives so they can once again taste the sweet nectar of the weekend, only to arrive abruptly at their most hated weekday just 48 hours later. The harrowing regularity of "Roll on the weekend / Jesus is it Monday already" statii on Facebook makes me terribly sad.

So, how do we solve this? Well, I have devised a small step, but hopefully a monumental one in turning those Monday blues on their head.

Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the first ever TFI Punday!

Every week, for 1440 minutes, you are invited to join in a pun off of elephantine proportions. We'll be playing across the the world, all in the duty of making Mondays fun.

Join me on Twitter, Facebook, carrier pigeon and whatever else you can use to get these acts of wordplay to me. And it will be magnificent!

This week's topic is #CelebrityFoods

Things you can eat, things you can drink, condiments, ingredients and all in between. Crossed magestically with those famous guys and girls we love to hate or just plain ruddy love.

To get the ball rolling, here's a few that prevented me from sleeping last night:

Dame Edna Beverage
Gerard Butter
Lemonet

The Facebook Group has a discussion which you are all invited to, and thepunningman on Twitter invites your contributions to be tagged with #tfiPunday and #CelebrityFood - Let's trend this mother!

I look forward to hearing from you.