Furrys a jolly good fellow

Thanks a bundle to one of my constant suppliers, Rosie for not only finding me a pair of puns to put up, but having the decency to make sure they're themed! Pets may well win prizes, but not unless they're groomed to a good standard. And if de-shedding is what your moggy needs, then this tool can sort it out:



I want you all to take note of how I avoided any "grooming your pussy" jokes there. Yes, I know I've brought it up now, but if I didn't nip it in the bud right here, one of you jokers would've come out with it and claimed some sort of comedy crown which just doesn't ruddy well belong to you, ok?

Anger aside, let's get cutesy:



Aww. I'm reliably informed that this establishment is re-opening in Fulham soon, much to the relief of Greater London's pug community.

NO "DOGGY STYLE" JOKES EITHER, RIGHT?

Good, thanks!