Close Encounters of the Word Kind

I've had a couple of these puns from Murta submitted before (albeit from different places), but what makes these ones so great is that all four were taken within a 30 METRE radius. Yes, metres. Not miles, not kilometres. Metres. You can see each of these from the other if you're built like Mechaneck.

That's extraordinary work. Let's take a look:



Ok, fairly good there. Would've gone with just Deli-cious myself, though.



Stoked to get a Deb n Hair in the flesh and not just Streetview!



Must be good schools round there!



Ah, the pièce de résistance! I have this lovely image of Glenn Gregory popping in to get his dear old nan a bunch of chrysanthemums, while swaggering about in a way only those new romantics could. Gawd bless him.

As a weird caveat to these pictures, Murts ended his email with this:

The owner of Deli-licious followed me to ask what I was doing and then spent about 5 minutes asking me:

• How many readers your website got
• If you were based locally
• If you were also on the radio
• If you'd like more information about his business
• If you'd like to put up their menu on your site

I eventually managed to convince him he was wasting his time.

Sorry Mr Deli-licious, I'm just a user.