A little 'me' time

It's hard keeping up with the Jonses when they're sending you plenty of good stuff. But I do endeavor to try, and so I bring you a trilogy of puns I've recently found all on my tod.



First off, from this week's Kingston Informer, we have a story about the 500th anniversary of King Henry VIII's accension to the throne. To celebrate, they got a lookalike to row down The Thames. Guess the ball's in the tabloid's court now (see, I'm still keeping this up-to-date schtick going).



Next up is William Hill's new window display at their Leatherhead branch. Granted, it's not a particularly strong one, but beggars can't be choosers, and I'm constantly demanding of you.

But lastly:



Oh yeah.. Sherlock Bones: Undercover dog! "The World's first talking police dog on a mission im-paws-ible." And only one measley quid!! I didn't buy it, but come on, that's value! I paid double that for Last Action Hero, which was on the same shelf, and that hasn't got one pun it it!

Does have The Governator though, I suppose.