If you haven't seen this story, you're probably thinking this is just an elaborate set-up for me to make a gag. But let me tell you, dear reader, it ain't. Behold the poor lass:
Bless her. She has the look of a girl whose dad got her exercise books instead of a pony. What makes this even more ridiculous is that she claims she fell asleep during the whole thing! How do you nod off when someone's aggressively knitting a milky way into your skull!? Its beyond me..
Anyway! The point. Today, everyone's favourite rag, The Sun ran this story, which closed brilliantly with the line "If it's any constellation, it doesn't look too bad." Thanks to Del for getting me that one.
Hands up who's surprised Del reads The Sun.
No..? Anyone?
I will just point out, The Sun is the only paper I can read in the only cafe in Thorpe Industrial Estate, where I work.
ReplyDeleteToday's was a particulary pun-rich issue, my personal favourite being West Ham's signing of two Inter Milan players on loan - "West Ham get Inter two too!"
Missed a trick here, I reckon she might have been a contender for 'Stars in their eyes'.
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If I were her, I'd sue for an astronomical amount.
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