NYC it ain't so

Ah, Ben. Good old reliable Ben. You can count on him to keep you going! More stubborn than the Energizer Bunny, that lad. He said these remainders from his trip to NYC are not even good quality, but he's WRONG! They all count people!



See? That's not poor. Simple, yes. But it's complete. You know what the guy in this store sells AND why he's opened it. He wants to make a mint! And I bloody well hope he does.



The only thing I'd change with this little beaut is swap "isn't" for "ain't", as I can't help but sing the Weezer song over and over anyway. Imagine singing it while you're treating your tootsies with a bit of this.. Go on.



Knot just pretzels, but a great name! Hope you had one for me, Ben.

These pretzels are making me THIRSTY.