Star Whores

The scatty big-eyed nutcase of a bird that I am sharing my leaving do this week has been scouring the Dear Deidre columns for weeks trying to find me a suitably smutty entry for the blog. And last week she reeled in a charming little wriggler on a Star Wars fetish theme!



Ah, Dr Catherine. She's full of good advice, that one. "Itching down below isn't always thrush" she says, with confidence. Phew! What else could it be Cath? A mischievous woodlouse perhaps? Or maybe our poor reader has a haunted chuff? Posessed by Itchy Fandango and his sandpaper ghouls. Whatever it is, let's face it.. They don't ruddy want it. Go and see a proper doctor.

Thanks Becks!