Private chop

This afternoon my good chum Alex convinced me to get on the dotcom bandwagon. So welcome to my first post on the road to paid-for stardom!

To convince me further, he's found me a seedy piece of high street punnery on Google Streetview (it's good to know some people take my suggestions on board!). Should you ever find yourself in Hayes and in dire need of a sexy hairdo then what better place to pop in then here:



Eroticut!? I mean who thought that was a good name for a hairdressers? (and I am assured it is just a hairdressers). If it's the sort of joint that dishes out a happy ending after a short, back and sides then maybe, but the full size windows at the front make me think that isn't quoted on the pricelist.

The loveliest thing about this establishment though, is the fact that just two doors down is Big Boy Pizza! Spare a thought for the good people at Express Foods, then. They swear it's never happened before and they've just had a stressful week.